Maybe then I don’t have to be a real parent and tell the kiddo to get off the computer. The problem will fix itself!

Try laying some bacon on top of the waffle batter, then close the lid. It does better if you slightly pre cook the bacon in the microwave first. Not fully cooked. Just partly.

I would like to know more

Predator man. So fucking good.

I had Blue as a kid because I liked the colour, so I’m getting Blue. I am a simple man.

Does it bleed while shaving... in the jungle... with no cream...

That’s good, because if it bled, we could kill it.

It ain’t got time to bleed.

More trucks to find Mew under

But can your cat’s tail wander through the air, go into other fans at this price point, and come out still intact?

But can your cat’s tail wander through the air, go into other fans at this price point, and come out still intact?

Who dares say such a thing in my presence!? I challenge any New Englander Hot Dog to a Dogoff!

He eats gross fast food, so we don’t have to.

You and the New England hot dog snob up thread should get together and fight it out for junk food supremacy, because the rest of America just can’t get enough of hearing how special and great NE/NYC are.

jesus christ, is there anything a new englandler won’t be insufferably provincial about?

This is burger king we are talking about..

This can’t die soon enough. To both “Damn Daniel” and swatting.

I drink tea. Loose leaf tea only. Coffee is for plebs.

I drink tea. Loose leaf tea only. Coffee is for plebs.

Someone didn’t have their coffee...

Someone didn’t have their coffee...

All 3 are in my cart, I’m at the final stage of checkout, still shows ~$27

All 3 are in my cart, I’m at the final stage of checkout, still shows ~$27