Battletoads.

To you taking forever downloading PS3 games was the most boring day of your life, To me it was Tuesday.

That's a lot of bloom, but everything else is tip top.

I wonder if we will delve into the psychological brutality of warfare among our canine friends as well.

Why did Nintendo make news about price dropping New Super Mario Wii and Mario Galaxy to 30 bucks? I'm not talking about sites like this picking up the story, i'm talking about Nintendo making a big deal about it. Games get price drops all the time and 30 bucks for a Wii game is nothing for anybody to get excited over.

Pizza Girl "That'll be $10.50"

Have a good weekend bitches! Waiting on the pizza girl to show up and am going to try and hit on her this time. Wish me luck!

Lets start a company at Kickstarter, together! I've been practically skeletal as long as I can remember, even though my health is completely average.

I'm skinny as hell, no matter if I eat a whole horse. Can I sell my poop and become rich?

Don't you hate it when you're going to a place you love and you suddenly walk into a rip in the time-space continuum?

here comes Kotaku with their flamebaiting feminazi articles.

Apparently you and I have differing opinions as what constitutes "Worst Dressed". I'd argue she dresses juuuuuuust.... fiiiiiinnne.

THAT'S NOT A N64 CONTROLLER...

Everybody loves a good ass.

So Patricia, where the fuck were you when TERA and Blade and Soul were released with chicks in nothing but plated thongs and overexaggerated anatomy? I don't see you bitch about those games..

I'll take care of those creepy glitch monsters

Dear Nintendo,

!nomination! blue monitor (varanus macraei)

or some people are interested in things that you are not. if you liked something that i dont like, i wouldnt call you an idiot or tell you you are wasting your time. that would be just plain stupid.