The only poll Newell should win is "Who's most likely to shut down the Golden Corral buffet single-handedly?"

ALL WE WANNA DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS!!!!!!

Actually, I remember the first time the new Link was introduced. There was a halfhearted "woo" and a golfclap. People were baffled.

I thought Dr. Sanjay Gupta was taller.

QUOTE | "Our fan feedback, gamer feedback, has been that they very much enjoy 3D as a feature."—Nintendo of America EVP of sales and marketing Scott Moffitt, insisting that the 2DS does not mean Nintendo thinks 3D is unimportant.

we all make mistakes sometimes. but Mike, im afraid your'e the dog. and the internet is the cat on the roomba.

In that case, I can't wait for the 5D's. C'mon Nintendo! Personal transport gaming systems are the future!!

The name has EVERYTHING to do with the failure of the WiiU. Most consumers (especially parents) don't see it as a new console. They see it as an accessory, and ultimately see it as unnecessary.

the name is precisely the problem. Nintendo should have called the WiiU the Wii 2 or something completely different from the Wii branding. the PS Vita is suffering from the same problem.

CHAO GARDEN CHAO GARDEN CHAO GARDEN.

I thought "parent" in this sense meant the "base" character model, not an actual parent.

I went on a walk just yesterday and happened upon some little ones selling it for $0.25 a cup - I gave em a buck and told them to top it off. They were thrilled. I miss being a kid :\

You're locking yourself in the closet?

All signs point to Contract with the devil. Or maybe he just photographs really badly.

I know that it's wrong, but I get why girls are given more scrutiny when it comes to being a geek. We geeks still remember the days when girls and jocks were calling us geeks as a derogatory term, so we're a little more skeptical now that being geeky is actually becoming cool, like they're jumping on the bandwagon.…

I'm 24 and my best boss was a woman. I don't say that because she was a woman but because she's frickin awesome. She knew how to walk the line between overbearing boss who doesn't let you breathe and boss you could be friends with. She wasn't afraid to criticize or get people in line but she wasn't using those…

Not give fans a Pokemon MMO on the WiiU. Infallible plan!

Basically, someone once took it upon themselves to glorify some of the more... exotic posts on YouTube videos about game reveals. First gameplay vids, trailers, etc. Make them look like motivational posters or whatnot.

Me neither. Not witty. Not even slightly entertaining. Just random words as far as I can see...