I'm inclined to agree. Demands for gifts are tacky, but a wedding (especially when its a friend) sort of demands a gift acknowledgement—like a birthday party would. You can buy a decent bottle of wine and a card and not be out more then $25.

I can never hate anyone who made "Like a Virgin." Fucking classic.

I'm in my 20s, and I remember when I was a teenager everyone hated on Michael Jackson, but the moment he died, everyone was talking about how great and talented he was. I have no doubt the same would happen to Madonna. I think most people who bitch…

This is what REAL musicians are made of. This is like rockstar behind the music shit, this is someone who made it and suffered to do so. Thats why she's still the reigning queen of pop. What we got now in pop doesent compare, Beiber? He sucks! & he sucks because he never had to struggle for his dream. Strife ither…

And to tie this back to today other articles, this is why current pop tarts need to stop trying to be Madonna. There will never be another Madonna. She was forged in the grit & steel of a city whose equivalent no longer exists. They cannot walk her path & should stop trying.

Was never a huge Madonna fan but as a 22 year old living in a big city across the country away from my family for the first time, this is very inspiring to me.

"If you have a solution, call the NYPD or the Baltimore PD, where they have these dirt bike riders, too."

What was weird? I think I made it to the 7th paragraph before my eyes glazed over.

READING AHAHAHA. Poor ol' PA is my home state and this would happen in Reading. There's gossip going around that officials were worried about haunted house hanky-panky, but I'm thinking health codes or some shit.

Because feminism is defined by genitalia.

Right there with ya.

Why don't you just light your tampon, and blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever going to get, Sweetheart.

Bombpons? Surely you meant Tambombs.
Also, fun fact: in New Zealand and Australia it is a perennially hilarious joke among kids to call Vegemite "Vaginamite". We can repurpose this! You are welcome - nay, extolled - to change the article title to "Newsweek Cover About Suicide Bombers Features Tambomb Vaginamite"

I think there's a political trap here: we're supposed to associate R&B music with black musicians because it's "black music" that shouldn't be appropriated by white culture. But when the producer asks for an R&B performance in terms of blackness, then he's racist. Well, which is it? Yes, he was acting like an ass, as…

He really is turning into the Pat Robertson of atheists.

Who wore it better?

It's always worth noting that before he became the scraggly-bearded Civil War vet-turned-POTUS, Rutherford B. Hayes was seriously good looking.

If you're a lady truck driver, you can pick up hitchhikers and scare the hell out of them.