Killing other people for political reasons isn't "bringing attention to a problem"; it's murder. Revenge killers—outraged victims or their families who aren't normally inclined to be killers—don't do this. They don't kill to make a political argument or crow about it to the press, rather, they tend to seek justice in…

When somebody "claims responsibility" they're not interested in justice; they're interested in publicity. A victim who gets revenge doesn't call the damn newspapers to brag.

As I have told a few people today; as a 40-something, I appreciate her far more than I ever could have as a 20-something.

And let's not forget to thank CNN for broadcasting their live feed from BEHIND A PALM TREE and missing the last 100 yards of the swim. And also for not having somebody on the actual beach to gets shots of her emerging from the water. Oh, and that last 5 minutes of blue sky as the camera was apparently lying on the…

Sheets get washed weekly, just like everything else. Is there some weird reason to wash them out of sequence? Or not wash them at all? Plus, if you shower before bed, you don't leave your nasty dirt all over them. Cleanliness is simple if you allow it to be...

A friend recently forwarded an email I'd sent about 12 years ago and I was horrified—HORRIFIED—to read it, because that email reflected exactly the way that talked back then. Gabby, vulgar, giving away WAY to much information, trying way to hard to be funny and incisive and entertaining—ech, it was awful. But then I…

Tell 'em Large Marge sent 'cha!

Such a sheyne meydel! She cleans up well.

Yeah, all of the above: electricity, "chemicals", staying up late, mysterious Fat Rays being beamed at us from enemy space craft, etc. Fine. But the fact remains— if you burn more calories than you eat, you lose weight. And vice versa. That's always been true and it will remain true. I agree that it's always worth…

I grew to dislike Skylar because of her sulky, sullen, pouting. That scene with the birthday bacon—with her just acting out that sad, suffering housewife routine—I wanted the writers to kill her off right then and there. Yeah, I get that she's in a terrible, terrifying situation, but c'mon people—IT'S A TV SHOW! The…

This is "terrifying"? Have you ever been to North Dakota? It's basically the moon with blizzards. I can't think of a more perfect place for a bunch of misanthropic loony-tune peckerwoods to build a commune. If its successful, maybe it'll attract all the white nationalists from across the country and we can be finally…

True, but it just would have been too damn easy.

And kudos for not giving the Dolly Parton actress comically huge boobs.

Yeah, totally shady. I wonder if there's a case for fraud? If the "artists" here solicited personal photos for purposes other than those they claimed or implied, aren't they exposing themselves (sorry, pun intended) to some civil or criminal penalty?

God, I love a good diastema.

I'll see you some burned off limbs, and raise you a dismemberment. This is the Sbarro terrprost bombing in Isreal that killed 7 children and a pregnant woman.

When right wingers compare paying taxes to slavery, African Americans understandably take umbrage. Why wouldn't Zionists be equally outraged by being compared to Nazis? If Walker was less reckless with her rhetorical flourishes, she might have gotten a free plane ticket.