The fact that it’s not even in journalistic parlance - ‘President Trump not at White House’ would be the stylistically correct phrase - and rather typed in a personal tone makes it even more hilarious. You can almost see and FEEL the CBSN chyron writer turning his head and doing a deadpan Jim-face stare into the…

That particular eagle really does represent America.

At the same moment this occurred, somewhere in Mar-a-lago, president Trash Heap reacts with his heroic instincts

“The President is, once again, not in the White House, but rather golfing, lunching, and tweeting at one of his private resorts.

We remind you that this is the man who said he ‘would not have time for golf’ if elected President, and that at his current clip, he will eclipse the total number of days that President Obama…

Lucky for the gunman that Dump was too far away to rush him and disarm him.

I’m really here for the chyron on the bottom of the screen. That’s some low key shade CBSN, and I LOVE IT

Eric, this isn’t a healthy way to try and get your dad’s attention.

My wife’s response on seeing the clip: “It’s cool, you guys just keep sucking at basketball, I’ll just play around you.”

Being the cause of bad PR is a fireable offense at most places. Yelling about “LIBRULS” to prospective donors and students doesn’t look good.

THERE IS A CHILD IN MY CHILD’S PRESCHOOL NAMED KRILL.

I love the hypocrisy of the grumpy old people. “Black people (or poor people) need to take responsibility and quit blaming others.” These same people then blame all their problems on others.

When did all the grown-ups decide it was cool to never take responsibility for anything? Fuck you man, I’m not blaming “the liberal politicians” I’m blaming you, Mike Jeffcoat, for the thing that YOU’RE doing.

Works for institution of higher Learning, capitalizes Random words like a 17th-century Scribe.

The head voice and synth music is very early-00's, but the soul is so there. (Damn, she was only 17 when she did this?)

No way this gets signed into law. Movie money is BIG in Georgia right now, and a lot of people with hefty pocketbooks would sooner pull their projects and reshoot elsewhere. It happened in Louisiana.

Oh, it’s just Carl. Whew. That guy sucks. I thought for a second that Coral died because you posted a picture of him.

I was thinking this exactly. I thought I’ve worn this dress (of course not a Versace) in the 90's. Everything about this screams, done. I just think this diminishes actresses. Everyone is in casual clothes, looking I don’t know WARM and she looks like a blowup doll.

Liz Hurley was also into it, 25 years ago.

Counterpoint: dressed for rain and ass kicking while still dripping sex appeal.