She’s got it all wrong: Sweatpants are awesome for regular life, but terrible for working out. There’s too much fabric, so increased friction. Plus, when you sweat, they take forever to dry. Sport tights/leggings are the far superior choice for working out, from a practical POV.

It was like she was trying to fuck the national anthem.

Here. Cleanse yourself.

Man, Carol Channing looks really good for 97!

I think all the paint just fell off my living room walls

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

There are a ton of herding dog rescues; i would start there.

Just adopt a fucking dog, Christ. My dog is better behaved and better looking than 99% of the “pure” breeds that make up his genetics and I got him from a goddamned shelter.

seriously, don’t go to breeders. there are countless animals in shelters who desperately need homes, and unfortunately many of them will be put down before they get a fair shake. my wife and i adopted a disabled pit from the MSCPA in Boston about a year ago and it was one of the best decisions we’ve ever made.

I’m a professional groomer and have been for years. I’m surrounded by people who insist breeder dogs are the best. And me and my healthy mutts sit back and watch while so many of these purebred dogs have so many issues. Seizures. Joint issues. Eye issues. Horrible allergies. Everything.

Every one of the dogs I have owned as an adult (4) was a dog someone else didn’t want. Every one of those dogs is tied for the best dog I have ever had.

Adopt, don’t shop!

“Oh god! There’s a cat in that burning building!....... Ah! I know what to do!” *Throws another cat into burning building* “Now they won’t be alone.”

Today, you became American

I’m from Sweden so the only thing I know about american football is that I fucking can’t stand Tom Brady

Those two touchdowns are a giant step forward for the league. Both were catches to any sane person who has not had their mind warped by the NFLs bullshit philosophical dissection of “what IS a CATCH, MAAAAN?”

Same person?

The Patriots losing the Super Bowl is like heroin. I don’t need it all the time but it sure makes spending an afternoon with my family more enjoyable.

So edgy! Take so hot!

I also hope that I am well thought of in my home town even after I help murder someone and destroy evidence. For all my faults- like that time I helped murder someone and destroy evidence- I feel like I have contributed a lot of positive speeches and tackles.