I watched all the videos, and every time they showed Baker Mayfield hunched over in defeat, I laaaaaaughed.

They were pretty stoked on 11/8/2016.

Here’s how it sounded on the Oklahoma sideline:

They were all good.

THAT FG BLOCK THO?!

That game was so much fun. I honestly don’t even feel like I need to watch Bama/Clemson at this point, total football fulfillment. Also, I enjoy Baker Mayfield losing.

It’s a really awkward, unfortunate length. Kind of like her marriage.

she sounds insufferable, why is being a diva a good thing? 

“What I’ve actually learned is that the work of keeping your path clear is a continual process, one so all-consuming that you may not ever have the time to look up and see where you’re going”

Fat Guy touchdowns are the best touchdowns. This is a fact.

Apologies for the long post and the rambling, but here goes:

IKR. If you’re antigay, the only art you should be allowed to own are Thomas Kinkead prints and “Dogs Playing Poker”.

Fun Fact: he’s married.

If you didn’t come to DC to make money, then why were you advertising your shit during the campaign? Why do you keep wearing your own shit?

“If what motivated me was to grow my businesses and make money, I would have stayed in New York and done just that,”

I am indeed LOLing at LOL I’M BEER

Snakes know how to party!

It seems ironic to call Lebron a pussy while essentially stating that the defenders aren’t strong enough to defend him without fouling. If you don’t want to get “forearmed into the next quarter” then feel free to move your feet and have legal defensive position.

Hey, they totally stole that motto from the Republicans!