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Penis: COAXIAL CABLE

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

She knew exactly what the fuck she was doing.

Princess Michael is a Kunt.

Why are men so desperate to disappoint two women at the same time?

I’m just hoping Mama meets someone, and in a few years the chain rebrands to “Stepdad Roger’s”.

That’ll be written on his Tombstone.

What are the odds he’s just getting out ahead of his own sexual misconduct/harassment in the workplace scandal?

You’re overthinking this. Just play the national anthem.

The NFL doesn’t want the unseemliness of a paralyzed player.

To be fair, the sign said it was a carpool lane.

Have you adopted? I am asking because it is not easy. It’s also not asked of couples not dealing with infertility or illness on the reg. In fact, her husband having cystic fibrosis also could count them out from adoption. Private adoption is expensive (as much as three rounds of IVF at my clinic, if you pay out of…

Must be deflating for Brady.

You are assuming they are telling him everything and not outright lying to him.

Really, there’s only one way Trump making first contact can go down:

Trump didn’t realize the biggest problem with building the wall was that the illegal aliens could just levitate over it.

Do you know how traumatic it was for this guy to taker orders, even theoretically, from a Black President? He’s still not over it, and probably will be on disability for the rest of his life.

If I recall correctly, Track was stationed out of Fort Wainwright, Alaska and never saw combat. He did that for two years and was discharged and did recruiting for the National Guard for 2 years. I’m not saying it was easy, but it sure beats being shot at. Also, if the rumors are true, he has forced into service or he…