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I too can identify with these dudes, as I’m also not allowed to have unsupervised visits with my children.

A source of dysentery??

Shit, well, now who is Trump going to root for in the Olympics?

Did they give us an update on whether or not he is able to enjoy steak again? I’ve been so worried about that.

A 172-page brief? After the time had been served? Well. Shelling out $200k (an educated guess) to clear a criminal record suggests at the very least that his sentencing statement of remorse wasn’t exactly heart-felt.

My guess is that Brock is trying to get off the sex offender registry. Daddy’s friends will always give him a job, but the sex offender registry is its own nasty beast that he can’t buy his way out of.

Like instead of a wacky guy in a trench coat, maybe: your boss! That police officer? Your good friend.

“My dad gave me a pink gun so, there’s a lot there.”

The video is funny and spot on, but, like...

I was all excited until I read that you would have to go brick and mortar theater instead of watching it from home.

Roy Moore was reportedly thrilled that Alabama wound up in the slot of something born in 2014.

Shouldn’t that read:

It’s like your racist aunt’s forwarded emails became sentient, coagulated into a semi-human form, developed narcissistic personality disorder and dementia, and were voted into the Oval Office.

They probably were using an AED. AED and CPR are not interchangeable, but work together to jumpstart the heart. Most of the AED machines actually tell you when to do chest compressions as it times out the shocks.

SING MIKEY SING!!!! I will personally drive a bus to DC for you to throw people under! Name all the names! DOOO ITTT.

Funny how so many apologists keep parroting on about “why didn’t these women say anything sooner?”, and apart from the fact that there are a million valid reasons that most victims don’t come forward at the time, there’s also the fact that actually a lot of them did and were utterly ignored because no one gave a shit

She was the class of that morning broadcast. There were amateurs, airheads, acolytes and ass-grabbers....and Ann Curry. Rock on, wherever you are!

“Finally gotcha, Asshole.”

Friendly reminder, relationships between superiors and subordinates are presumptively coercive!