That’s a sore spot for me.

My money would be on Lin Manuel since he can stack the chances by providing music for multiple movies. Not that he would be shooting for it, but I’m sure plenty of movies would want a song by him.

I was actually kind of surprised that Lin-Manuel Miranda didn’t EGOT this year with his Moana song.

Have you actually tried to listen to any top-40 station in the last couple of years? Auto-tune isn’t an instrument, but it might as well be.

Update: I told Mr. TrumanChipotle I was cripplingly aware of my mortality and he commented in a way that was meant to be reassuring “you’ll always live on in my memory”.

Better check WebMD to make sure it isn’t cancer.

(it was what killed Beth in Little Women, after all)

It’s because they are all about projection. They lie, therefore they are convinced we lie too.

A few months into the Trump administration, a WaPo journalist retweeted a call for the Trump faithful to inundate the paper with fake scoops to prove how easily fooled the reporters were and said basically, “Yeah, you guys have been trying this for months. We just haven’t printed any of your fake news because we…

This is the best part of the story. The Post didn’t have to do much heavy lifting to figure out she’s a fraud.

Really, my main takeaway from the WaPo story is how incompetent PV comes across as. It’s almost as if they have no understanding whatsoever of how basic journalism works. Like it didn’t occur to them that the paper might Google their mole’s name.

Project Veritas preparing for their next big exposé 

According to him though, he totally didn’t get owned, you got owned, you and your mother both did! HE SHIT HIS PANTS ON PURPOSE!!!

Can we just not hug all the time? For years, those of us who aren’t huggers (especially women) have been made to feel like there’s something wrong with us.

I remember how Andrew and Fergie’s wedding didn’t have quite the pomp of Charles and Diana’s, so they will find a way. Number of guests, location, etc.

“Bill Belichick hires him, so he’s a good dude” is the weirdest defense. Belichick would have his players sleep inside murdered hobos like tauntauns if he thought it would give him a slight edge.

What’s truly distressing is that this is exactly right. A more successful football coach *could* get away with being a bully, an asshole, and an accomplice to child rape. Fuck Greg Schiano, fuck Peter King, and fuck all the Paterno-slurpers who will inevitably come out of the woodwork once again.

At my last retail job, I worked with a girl who had just left a receptionist position at Massage Envy. Rather than actual desk work, she said the job consisted mostly of changing “jizz sheets.” Which is what I think of every time I drive past a franchise.