No, it’s only been 5 months since Jon Ossoff lost to Karen Handel, and I’m not still bitter, YOU’RE the one who’s still pissed off.

sweet! Do Stone Mountain next.

This feels like a metaphor for something but I can’t quite place it....

Wow. Has it really been 9 months since something from Georgia has imploded so quickly and in such spectacular fashion?

If Brady is the best in the league, Drew is a close #2. He never gets the credit he deserves.

Jesus.

Toby Keith’s gonna be pissed when he realizes he didn’t think of this idea

Where’s the fucking Hatfields when you need them.

Actually pretty solid advice.

Without excusing any of the behavior, I’m curious as to what more you wanted out of the Franken apology. As I read it it:

He apparently also fucked Senator Bob Taft. What a life!

Simmer down now, kid.

Obligatory...

I started writing a whole long spiel about how you could make changes to the system and halfway through I realized I’m just fucking tired of this. I’m someone who doesn’t own a gun and wants to be able to go to concerts, or go see a movie, or play a congressional baseball game, or go to church, or go to school, or…

Felt like I was reading Sex and the City Samantha fan fic

Don’t forget the whole; “wire up the sorority house with hidden cameras so the nerds can whack off to them” bit. In retrospect it is a pretty appalling movie.

Where do you live that society actually tells you men and women are equal? I mean, damn, I want to live there.

I imagine the university may have constructed new dorms sometime in the 22 years since this article was originally published.

I loved this

Wasn’t all of this basically Louis’s, from Revenge of the Nerds, theory. Spelled out after he raped the cheerleader on the bouncing moon ride, while pretending to be Ted McGinley.