You might be embarrassed to find out this way, but football is continuing to be played. It’s the thing that happens right after the anthem.

“So I *hiccup* gave a nazis the finger on twiir. I did. I wantit to say ‘hey, you nazi assholes, you want a pizza me?’ but I dint. *hiccup* I prolly should have..Have you ever tried eatin your pizzza the ‘wrong way?’ Don’t *hicup* even repeat this..bu is kinda fun. Don’t even repeat that”

Both “Pizza” and tiki torch makers have had to publically make a stand against Nazi’s in 2017. I mean, come the fuck on. That is not a sentence I would have guessed I would ever have to type.

Atlanta and Detroit both paid out of their own damn pockets to replace perfectly functioning arenas, but at least (not saying much!) Detroit effectively replaced two arenas with one and brought a team (that nobody seems to very much care about) back in to the city, so Atlanta ‘wins’ here.

Not sure how the Cobb County…

The fuck it sells well.

I guess the Columbus Crew fiasco technically isn’t a stadium scam since there’s no new stadium in Texas right now, but it’s still gross and I want to vote for it.

Memo to cable news: Right now IS the moment to politicize the “gun control debate.” And nobody wants to hear “the other side” of the argument from this venal sociopath today:

Must be Tuesday

Aw, gee, another mental health incident.

I love everything about this story

Rand was having casual, no-strings-attached sex with the neighbor, but the neighbor had to go and catch feelings like some sort of snowflake libtard. Rand told him “nah I’m good” and then Rand got his ribs rearranged.

Probably conceded the South China Sea. Which really, we never wanted. It’s the worst sea. Everyone knows this.

Lol. That’s an awful lot of continuous coherent speaking.

It is possible, just possible, that Trump gave up nothing of consequence, and that the call went something like this (In normal speak, not Trump-speak):

I’m just happy that there is a conclusion to this very selfish move by LiAngelo that will detrimentally impact his older brother’s ability to play in the CBA in 5 years.

For most stars, even the biggest ones, I tend to be like yeah that’s fine they’re as good a choice as anyone I guess. Bruno Mars is one of the few where I’m like “this individual was born to be a superstar and it would be a crime against humanity for it to be any other way.”

In a world with MAHERSHALA ALI?

Someone has been missing ALL the leg days.

I prefer Rippertoe’s explanation: