To unfurl and hold a flag that takes up the full length of a football field, teams are asked to find 150 volunteers.

When John Kelly said that the military is not recognized for its service, I thought: I have you not seen an NFL game in the last 5 years or so?

Through a weird series of events at my day job, I was asked to supervise the flag holders at a bowl game a few years back and was in charge of leaving the bag for pickup by a courier after the game. It took about 10 of us to carry it, and we left it at the designated spot.

do the flag humpers know this? because it seems like something that should piss them off.

US Flag Code Chapter 10.176C

Listen, my greatest achievement on skates (and I learned to skate on the pond in our woods when I was probably 5-6) is skating backwards without falling down.

HOLY FUCK is someone FINALLY styling ‘80s hair correctly on set?? They usually go to 85% then chicken out the rest of the way. Or maybe stylists are too young to have firsthand experience?

Yessss! Please let this be the beginning of a flourishing subgenre of 80s/90s figure skating biopics. Suggested other topics:

“Since testing began in 1994, this group of dogs is the first and only to test positive for any prohibited drugs”.

Race officials reportedly became suspicious when the dogs howled the guitar solo from Comfortably Numb in unison.

Well at least it is just a pain reliever and not cocaine like those naughty greyhounds

There are blue free opening night T shirts draped over the chairs. All the seats are red since it was originally going to be an arena for just the Red Wings.

THEYRE STILL GOOD DOGS LAUREN! THEY WERE DOING THEIR BEST

Try an MLS game. Besides the World Series in 2001 at the old Yankee Stadium, MLS games are consistently my best in-stadium experiences. Cost concerns are alleviated as well.

Cosplaying as chairs.

This doesn’t bode well (I know that’s a totally obvious statement, but bear with me). I had the same surgery that Luck had, and it is extremely touchy. I was a college volleyball player at the time, and my surgeon basically told me a few things when we decided to do the surgery:

“The government certainly had no problem taking her against her will to receive pregnancy counseling, which was designed to change her mind,” Chutkan said. “The government didn’t seem to have any problem facilitating that.”

But the Trump administration has denied requests to travel for the procedure, expecting the teen to leave the US or carry the pregnancy to term.

This is revolting...but also...do they realize that if they don’t facilitate her obtaining this abortion, her child is going to be an American citizen?

no, but trumpito likely imagines it on the regular.