Happly Valentine's Day, bitch.

So women want to have kids, but they don't want to raise them, and would rather send them to someone else to teach them? How lazy society has gotten. Why not let kids be kids until Junior Kindergarten or Kindergarten? They'll be in school for enough of their lives that you don't need to send them early just because…

Could it be that there are just more men who are interested in directing than women? Insane that men would be more interested in doing some things than women, but it is possible. Not everything is due to sexism or inequality or some other BS you people try to push these days.

Boys will be boys. What more can be said? It's all in good fun.

The picture suggests flinging them at midgets. You didn't need this long-winded article just to say that.

Stupid. Those little cunt lips are delightful to suck on. I actually like them when they hang down a bit as it makes them easier to grab with my teeth and suck and tug on. Hooray for cunt lips, I say!

I said this several years ago in a forum somewhere, and it still holds true: Lindsay Lohan needs to die. Not for her benefit because she's a useless waste of space, but for our benefit so we don't have to hear about her anymore.

Drop dead, you fat fucking waste of space asshole.

I don't see the big deal about forgetting to say the "a". He was the first human to ever step on the moon. The fact that he was even able to speak is amazing. I'd probably be too excited and mesmerized to be able to say even a single word, let alone a sentence.

Who cares? It's his baby too, and he has a right to announce it.

They need to go back to the logo they used in the 90s. They seemed to chug along just fine with that logo. This new one has dragged then down with its gayness.

I did not like the HFR version. It was like watching TV at home, and I don't go to the movies for that. Not to mention how incredibly fake everything looked. Totally killed the movie for me. That, and the fact that the movie is too fucking long.

QR Codes are stupid. It's just an ugly looking link to a web page.

I'd find being an astronomer very aggravating and frustrating. Looking up at the sky and into space, finding all these interesting things, with absolutely no way to actually visit them. I am already frustrated just reading stories like these knowing I can't go see what the places are like, never mind actually…

Did someone seriously ask this question? Common sense should be enough to know that STDs can be transmitted orally.

My REASON is that Apple's stuff sucks.

It's not a console upgrade. It is amazing how many people who claim to be intelligent do not see the purpose of this console. This is not a console for someone who wants online connectivity, or downloadable games, or Gamecube games. This is for someone who just wants to play the odd Wii game they pick up in the store,…

Except Ken Levine is white. Tons of Jews are. I don't see what someone's religion has to do with their skin color.

A chain on its "doors". Seriously? A "museum" for internet nerds about the Internet? Those resources would be better used elsewhere...on just about anything else in existence.