Jezebel wouldn't be Jezebel without a long-winded, feminazi rant.

Apple was not given patent for the start up chime sound. They were given a registered trademark for it. The reference article clearly states registered trademark, but you guys can't seem to understand what you read and say it's a patent instead. They are not the same thing at all, and people writing about tech like…

So they named it after Obama because it too was a half-breed?

Basically a carbon copy of outlook.com.

#6 is incorrect. If you want a sissy Atom CPU, then you buy from Samsung or Acer. But some of us want something like a Core i5 in a tablet so that programs like Photoshop and Toon Boom will run smoothly. Part of the appeal of a tablet is being able to draw on it.

Incorrect. Boner pills count. They give men boners, and a man with a boner is always more interested in sex than when without a boner, even if the boner was not caused by anything sexual.

Haha! I got a Bobby Jones from my wife last night. And a Henry Jones two nights ago.

I don't understand how parents of a two-week old don't check on it for NINE hours. If I didn't hear my newborn make noise for a couple of hours I went to check to see if he was okay.

That's okay. Megan Fox isn't even attractive; better she keeps her clothes on.

"It's hard to look back at 120 year old devices like this and think of them as technology."

So, basically it comes down to three queers trying to get rich off someone famous. After reading this piece, I don't buy their stories anymore.

Isn't the Playstation store by default online? There is no offline version.

Why remove the branding off those Duracell batteries? Everyone already knows they are Duracell based on the design.

It makes sense. There was an article in Wired last year about companies (mainly smaller ones) bringing production back to the US from China. While it's cheaper to get chinamen to assemble products and to have them shipped here, the problems arise when there is a manufacturing defect. The cost to go to China to…

It would be nice if we could explore places without leaving garbage behind. The fact that we have to litter every place we go is ridiculous.

What about reducing the size? My wife isn't very deep, and I am rather long, so I can't get all the way in her without slamming against her cervix. It feels good for me, but she is not a fan.

Dinosaurs are not lizards. I don't think you should be writing any more posts on dinosaurs if you are going to use 1950s-style thinking like that.

Wow. a pure gossip post on a women-centric page. What a shock. What do all the feminists who think they are men do when they read this stuff?

That pill still won't stop AIDS and other diseases. Have fun with that, people.

Olivia Munn is so ugly. I don't know why nerds get hard-ons for that barracuda.