How about you send a print job of your butt to my printer, baby?

A few issues with this:

We were told this already happened during Wrestlemania III. Gorilla Monsoon wouldn't lie to us.

The picture suggests flinging them at midgets. You didn't need this long-winded article just to say that.

Steve Jobs never ceases being an asshole. His assholery will follow his name forever.

No, it's not. It's what people with no talent that think they are artists claim to be art, and what the rest of us call an iPad on display.

Normally it costs $20 to get a replacement piece for a set if you lose one. Good on them for doing this.

What a piss-poor headline. But what else can we expect from this site?

I find these Architect sets a complete rip off. They are extremely expensive, extremely small, and devoid of the detail some of their regular play sets have.

Stupid. Those little cunt lips are delightful to suck on. I actually like them when they hang down a bit as it makes them easier to grab with my teeth and suck and tug on. Hooray for cunt lips, I say!

How many trillions are we in debt, and you want them to waste money on Photoshop CS6 just for some color correction and other things that CS5 does just as well?

It's not an authentic Lego log cabin if they aren't authentic Lego bricks. Who is this "writer"?

How is not liking when black people say things you don't understand racist? I'm black, but I also hate when I can't understand what other black people are saying. It won't kill them to get a grip on the English language.

Eventually those Chinamen will learn and will correct things. If not, they'll choke themselves to death. So it's a win-win.

He broke the law, turned into a coward and killed himself. All his fault. No defense is needed from the US Attorney.

What is "Tumblr"? I keep hearing about it now and then, but have no clue what the point of it is. Sounds like a slightly expanded Twitter, which means it's for self-involved people.

The lack of Macho Man Randy Savage/Jesse The Body Ventura sunglasses makes this an incomplete list. But it's still good because anything having to do with the 80s is awesome.

Good riddance, dick!

The only way you'll get a female to touch you, no doubt.

The only way you'll get a female to touch you, no doubt.