Shut up, you stupid cunt.

I'm not saying it does. I am saying don't pay attention to these idiots because they are teenagers, and by default, idiots already. It's their way to buck social norms and "rules", like every tennage generation does. But instead of burning bras and marching for civil rights and all that hippie stuff, they now use…

Everyone needs to calm down.

The same company that insures Jackass.

Then their government should have stopped sacrificing them.

No big deal. They are only iPads.

Actually, it's polymer, not plastic.

The only acceptable notification sound is the ICQ "uh-oh".

And females, since neither are acceptable to you, apparently.

When I unbox mine I will be laying my dick across the console and controller, like I do with all the new gadgets I unbox.

When the whole game takes place in a kitchen.

You do realize that by normal standards, both parties are right wing? The democrats are not left wing by a long shot. They may be when looking at the fucked up and wrong American standard for left wing, but compared to everywhere else, they are conservative. So we have a choice between a conservative party and a very…

I keep hearing about Reddit as though it's some popular thing, but I have never come across it. What is it? Just a form where a bunch of nerds and losers annoy each other all the time?

I never had problems with the TTC subway except for overcrowding and the smell on the non air conditioned trains.

I've taken the Metro hundreds and hundreds of times between 1983 and now, and I have never experienced a breakdown with the train I was on or a train ahead of us.

All this over some stupid web site? There are far more important things to be concerned about than some silly, unimportant web site.

I just lost a ton of respect for Pixar.

No way. The TTC subway may be more frequent, but it doesn't have nitrogen filled tires, the wonderful peanut oil smell, and the three note chime that comes from the voltage cutter with the Métro starts up.

If it's traveling at infinite speed, then it's not traveling at all since it got to point A and B at the same time. It didn't travel. It just became there.

Wreck-It Ralph is not a kids movie. Get with it, woman. It's a family movie. There is a big difference. You'll probably never have kids, so you might never learn the difference.