Yeah that scene was really difficult for me to watch. It was exactly like what happened to me, but I didn't get to flip a bus :/
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What is with fake prostate cancer! I had someone lie about that too! He started making that up when I was breaking up with him to try and guilt me into sticking around. You can't fucking Royal Tenenbaum people!
Gross I had a similar thing happen to me, the only real difference was that he went to Hawaii not Aruba.
An ex of mine told me a really detailed story about how he had met Paul Thomas Anderson at a Q&A several years ago. He told me how he stayed long after it was over and gave PTA a beautiful art-piece he had made, which was believable since he had made several since I'd known him. He described getting a drink with him…
First off, congratulations on your good fortune of finding a competent owner operator of a huge penis.
Really? Cuz this sure as shit sounds like pseudo science. Human evolution takes place over the course of hundreds of years. Unless some dedicated team has been handing down the project of measuring hips to penis ratio over the last 200 years across a representative sample of three entire continents (Asia, Africa,…
I've read about that artificial selection as well, which is a horrific atrocity in itself.
I just want to say I truly appreciate your handle.
Yeah some people are complete sociopaths. I had an ex that used to bring up the fact that his dad died when he was 16 whenever he was in tight spot (ex: I caught him lying, cheating, generally being a bastard). He successfully used his father's ghost to keep me in that shitty relationship for almost a year. When I…
"They're not "dominant" as in "lick your seamen off the floor, maggot""
No. No. No. No. ... My brain cannot accept this. This is all an elaborate performance art piece, right? Right, guys? Guys?
omg please let these photos be true
Two points:
no
oh Ruth, you hit me right in the feels
i can only pray my future child is as cool as this kid