Gross I had a similar thing happen to me, the only real difference was that he went to Hawaii not Aruba.

An ex of mine told me a really detailed story about how he had met Paul Thomas Anderson at a Q&A several years ago. He told me how he stayed long after it was over and gave PTA a beautiful art-piece he had made, which was believable since he had made several since I'd known him. He described getting a drink with him…

what the hell happened while I was at work?

First off, congratulations on your good fortune of finding a competent owner operator of a huge penis.

Really? Cuz this sure as shit sounds like pseudo science. Human evolution takes place over the course of hundreds of years. Unless some dedicated team has been handing down the project of measuring hips to penis ratio over the last 200 years across a representative sample of three entire continents (Asia, Africa,…

I've read about that artificial selection as well, which is a horrific atrocity in itself.

I just want to say I truly appreciate your handle.

Yeah some people are complete sociopaths. I had an ex that used to bring up the fact that his dad died when he was 16 whenever he was in tight spot (ex: I caught him lying, cheating, generally being a bastard). He successfully used his father's ghost to keep me in that shitty relationship for almost a year. When I…

"They're not "dominant" as in "lick your seamen off the floor, maggot""

Well that was the worst piece of shit I've ever read in my life.

No. No. No. No. ... My brain cannot accept this. This is all an elaborate performance art piece, right? Right, guys? Guys?

omg please let these photos be true

Two points:

no

oh Ruth, you hit me right in the feels

i can only pray my future child is as cool as this kid

I had a roommate in college that was so childish she would regress to eating baby food in times of sickness. No, really, whenever this person got a cold, she would go buy some jars of strained peaches and lick it off a spoon. Sure it's soft but .... so are a lot of foods that adults eat. I think it was a comfort…