“No honey, it’s Jake from State Farm!”

Long term repair record.

The burnouts on leaving don’t bear thinking about!

This brings a whole new meaning to methanol injection.

#makeamericanakedagain

You’re missing the bigger crime.

Now I’ll never get my chrome spoiler replica of a Lamborghini Countach wing for my Geo Metro.

Old DS’s never die. They just settle down.

New band name - “Dingos Ate My Nissan…”

Buy a used Rolex and

What do you want to bet it’s a relative?

Reporters on the ground in evacuation zones serve absolutely no purpose other than to show how extreme their coverage is.

“Don’t come out. There’s nothing to see.” — quite the argument for a live report from the field.

You mean the “authority” who thinks transmission fluid never needs to be changed? Think for your damn self.

And that’s why I drive a Citroen.

Nice cars and coffee reference...

No helmet, tank, shorts, portrait mode. God damn. We got a winner

The car was just angry. A dozen laps and no crowd to plow into, something bad is going to happen.

So true. This is a 30/30 car...looks good from 30 feet away as it’s going 30mph. The rust in those areas is enough to get me backed off of what would have been a ridiculous price to start with, then I saw that timing belt being all open... no, no.

He cashed in, in his 70s, doing 150mph in a Porsche. HERO.