“Ya, but there is something I like about that rear end...”

If you shrink wrap an Alfa it will rust more slowly

1) I like Chris Harris

Ball rashed! I nearly spit out my coffee F-lol... nice one.

“Could you imagine the furor over a comment about taking crack if it was said by the head of GM? Actually that might explain the Pontiac Aztek “ - John Delorean

And the unfortunate i8 meets its ignominious end after its first visit to Cars, Coffee, Poles and Pedestrians...

So I says to the salesman can I take it for a test drive? He says sure and went to get the dealer plates. When he got bad and seen me and the missus in the back seat test drivin he got all mad and threw us off the lot. What the hall dude? Better detail that back seat, just sayin...

“The crowd is there by choice encouraging the shenanigans.”

Yes mobius87 I agree with your grain (block?) of salt suggestion. I also have to watch that I don’t talk myself into buying something that Freddy recommends like a Porsche so I can simply modify/improve the IMS bearing and get a cheap great handling Ubermobile... and instead end up with an expensive car with a large…

Same thing except with a Cayenne trying to get into a car wash in White Rock Canada. AAAAAAnd it wasn’t sped up.

I think you go to the back of Walmart and look for the employee with a tooth. Then you yell while looking at the floor “I wants a cold box for my beer!!” This only works if you pronounce beer as barr.

Those were the days...

Maxxuman pauses then drops the mic...

There was an older 540 parked next to me at work. It had a manual transmission and most of the tread burned off its rear tires. At the end of the day there was a tow truck there hauling it away. Perhaps the owner read a Tavarish article and skipped the 100's of reply rebuttals...

I have a lot of respect for people like Freddy who work on cars in cold, wet conditions doing complicated repairs. I understand that he makes people mad with his click bait headlines (why buy a new Tata Nano - world’s cheapest car when you can buy a used Rolls Royce that might need a small repair) Its like the car…

Yes back when cars had soul and personality and usually the hood up with a dad smoking a dart trying to figure out if it was time for points, plugs and condenser. Yes we called them condensers not capacitors lol. You could repair the car yourself and usually spent most of your time doing just that. I remember the…

That’s the proper look for a PT Cruiser... we had one for a service loaner for a day. It had 30K miles on it. When I cranked the engine to “life” it sounded like a washing machine with ball bearings and sadness in it.

Aaaaaaaand mic drop

Ow, extremely accurate statement VC-10.

Here, hold my coffee while I get second gear rubber, I hope all my tire pressures are within spec....