Oh my god I’m so glad there’s a space for me to express how stupid this article is. It’s literally the exact same article papers have been writing about rich white kids in Manhattan since the 1920s, updated each year to include the new technology and trend.

HIS WIFE WORKS AT GOLDMAN SACHS I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

You are a gigantic fucking dickwad.

You know what doesn't show character? Or class, for that matter? Calling someone "retarded". Throwing hissy fits. Also, your post here. Ain't no one going to listen to anything coming out of your mouth now. Cheers!

i read your first line and didn't read the rest because you're a fucking asshole.

These Sony Leaks are getting more and more fascinating by the day.

I see your sparkle cave, and raise you a glitter bun.

All of these are gross. I prefer "sparkle cave" when referencing it in conversation.

Well, if like me, you've watched this video 15 times since you first saw it at 6am, then he basically has.

Maybe his parents should have a little consideration.

I'm a TV reporter. Several years ago while my husband was out of town a meth head broke into our garage overnight and was there for HOURS trying to steal all of our stuff and hot wire my husband's car with a nonsensical set of found objects and wires for which my husband dubbed her "meth-gyver". Our barking dog…

For you Mark, here is a clip of Howard Moon and his evil twin saying "sir" too much in conversation.

I feel like I'm back in high school. Where is the slam book? Did Solange demand the other half of her friendship mizpah back from Beyoncé? Who will have to move to another lunch table?

then you say, "kids, that is what a pair of tits flying out the garage door of an exploding house look like"

You say, "That kids, is what it looks like when a house explodes." It's not like a pair of tits flew out the garage door.

Nope. Naomi was the woman who got stuck in the tree with her parachute and then knifed in the back by Locke to prevent them all from leaving the island. She was sent there by Charles Widmore and was on Not Penny's Boat.

Daaaamn, dude! All I did was eat shit after a local news lady asked us some pandering questions while we were out running in the snow. Didn't realize my on-camera awkwardness and subsequent spill warranted such an epically fucked up fate. Can't imagine what's in store for anyone who actually takes themselves (or…

...maybe it's the social worker in me, but I can't help but wonder what happened to this man that made him hate women so much. No healthy, happy, self-respecting man OR woman could do this and live with themselves...

It's always upsetting to learn that dick pics hold little to no power over women.