Their faces look so punchable.

I just can't..

Wow. Well-played, commenters.

$$$

For those interested, this isn't the first time we've handled Atari and a desert dig. (overall winner, uscg_pa)

Am I the only one who is thinking this?

Idiot. Who teaches Charmeleon cut.

Pokemon are assholes.

Abandoning your starter for some OP legendary? For shame.

Why do you continue to use hard bristles when you know you should be using soft?
Why don't you floss?
Well, I'll tell you then.
You enjoy all the brushing, that's why!

Brushing. Brushing has changed.

Hi, there! I am José Mellinas. Thank you, Kotaku, for posting this.

What are we brushing for?

Forced to brush. Forced to gargle. Forced to flush. *chills*

I'm pretty sure you could even set that song to someone brushing their teeth and I'd get chills.