Oh my god why.

You can't see Hank, but he is under the covers there somewhere.

MAJOR ENDGAME SPOILERS BELOW. VIEW AT OWN GUSTA.

Game: Mass Effect 3

"Doesn't mean I'm gonna pay him more his work, though."

Huh, I must have been distracted by this gif to notice that one :/

...but... it's already one of the weekly ones...

How about some jelly-filled donuts to go with that coffee?

What the shit?

The only frustrating thing is why does the Hydro Pump (or I suppose it was Hydro Cannon in the trailers) come out of his mouth and not the GIGANTIC EFFING CANNON ON HIS BACK/ARMS?!

Woo-hoo it works.

I just had to share this, Grumpy Cat in Disney movies:

Beetleborgs ! Oh, come on ! I can't be the only one who thought of that.

Subtle.

This guy was in Fallout New Vegas.

You want to kill Morrigan?

You're not taking into account how the woman feels in that scenario. Just so your male ego doesn't get bruised you insist on paying. At some point in our relationship I would start to decline dates with you for fear of feeling to myself that I was taking advantage of you. Don't forget a lot of men expect something in…