It does, actually. It’s like a very squeaky, very quiet fart.

“It really is the World Cup of Fraud, and today we are issuing FIFA a red card.”

For what it’s worth, I heard a similar story about John Mayer doing the same thing to a friend of a friend (I know, a very credible source) after a show he played in Toronto. EXCEPT while he was jerking off up on to her he repeatedly said “Tell me you love my music! Tell me you love my music!” !

It's the least she could do after destroying all those homes with that wrecking ball in the first place.