I love how even Mark Zuckerberg was not important enough for them to open the China cabinet and use the good setting. Plastic plates, cups and cutlery for guests... why am I not surprised these folks voted for Trump?

This is such a nerdy article, going into such ridiculous levels of detail. I absolutely love it. More like this, please :)

Can’t have a Jalopnik comment section without the usual “but why not a Mustang?”, can we?

Episode titled: how many ways can you be racist without saying the n-word?

She did not remove her shoes. You can see the stiletto heel denting the back cushion in the first photo.

freedom of speech sometimes comes with consequences, my good bitch.

I understand what you are saying, but I’d imagine that to a black person, a white guy waving the Confederate flag is a message of “I wish that you black people were once again property of white people.”

Well ‘Paul’.. if you’re truly from India..

i just don’t see how this is grounds for being fired.

Some objects in this image (like, for instance, the hands) are bigger than they appear.

I actually think this, too (not that President Pence is any consolation). Trump has never really worked a day in his life, and now he’s stepping into the most labor-intensive job on the planet. It takes a toll on someone who is both intelligent and physically fit. He has admitted that he doesn’t read. The president…

It means that Trump was not the choice of the majority of American voters. It means that for the second time in 16 years, a Republican president has been chosen against the democratic will of the people. It means that Donald Trump cannot honestly claim a mandate to rule according to his whims. It means that calls for…

It’s reassuring to see that we’ve voted in another man of color as president.

He does not look comfortable or happy.

The most awesome thing about this is how much damage it will do to the people who actually voted for this person.

I’m alternating currently between the two.

I recall a similar story on Jalopnik in 1892 when a steam powered car crashed and blew up and painfully scolded dozens, then again in 1912 when a gas powered car blew up in a giant fireball after hitting a mule team and diving off the road. And here we are in 2016 watching a video of super dense batteries exploding. I…

Am I the first to say I’m shocked?

Yeah...