On a positive note, she lasted two months longer than all other gay Asian-American female co-lead’s in the company’s history.

Capitalize that ‘J’, change your to you’re and might I suggest an exclam for your final punctuation?

Capitalize that ‘J’, change your to you’re and might I suggest an exclam for your final punctuation?

I wouldn't mind stocking up on some Twisted Tea...

he’s got the official “yells at his wife in public” starter pack on.

You just got me to cough vodka and ice into my sinuses.

She would have been ok with the poisoning if they just had it ready in time.

She's afraid to order at McDonald's so she orders at McDonald's? 

My only hope is that the fatty plaques growing in the arteries of Donny’s heart and brain, get just a little thicker, and pump a little harder, with the release of this book.

also known as........a family tree...... with no branches...

Behold: the “master race”

Where do I go to file charges against the assault on my eyes that has been perpetrated by the sight of these meth-addled, toothless, knuckle-dragging, ass-hair braiding examples of white supremacy?

Definition of sinecure. 1 : an office or position that requires little or no work and that usually provides an income.

“I’m the most insecure person there is. Believe me, no one is more insecure than me. Especially Obama.”

How insecure do you have to be to be word searching ‘insecure’ looking for articles about yourself? That’s a mobius strip of insecurity.

TFA doesn’t mention it, but I am 100% sure the car buyer was a white guy. If it had been a POC the Laredo Sherriff’s Department would have sprained their wrists patting themselves on the back over their, “massive drug bust.”

It’s a protest action. People are drawn to notice an issue once it causes a disruption to a routine. It’s a similar principle behind protesting around an office building or on an interstate.

All I can say is, that did not go the way she planned!

“HOW DARE YOU EXPECT ME TO TAKE REASONABLE PRECAUTIONS FOR EVERYONE’S SAFETY!!!!! IT’S TYRANNY!!!!! Wait a moment what’s that black person doing walking unarmed in public!?”

Yeah but did you see how fucking high he jumped?!?

Notre Dame isn’t a motherfucking tragedy. What the fuck is wrong with you?