On a positive note, she lasted two months longer than all other gay Asian-American female co-lead’s in the company’s history.

Makes me wish I had thought of it! Instead of vaguely hating those people, I could be getting rich off of them! 

Capitalize that ‘J’, change your to you’re and might I suggest an exclam for your final punctuation?

Capitalize that ‘J’, change your to you’re and might I suggest an exclam for your final punctuation?

Does it have a large ventilation port that’s prone to allowing destructive foreign objects into the watch?

if you shot a shoe out of the muzzle of a rail cannon.. they would also disintegrate.. do we need to connect the science dots here for ya ?

Jesus f*cking Christ. They’re such worthless assholes, and they’re so, so dumb.

I wouldn't mind stocking up on some Twisted Tea...

The intenets needs this

Wanted for questioning:

Right. Engineers are busy driving the train.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say the PM had the audacity to say something that made him look bad, and because she is a woman, he had to do something stupid to try and return the favor.

It’s kinda like the plane crash vs auto crash fallacy, you’re far more likely to die driving to the airport, but everyone’s afraid of the plane crashing because the 200 people on the plane dying make the news, not the thousands killed annually on the road a few at a time.

he’s got the official “yells at his wife in public” starter pack on.

“Hey, let’s degrade all these people who have achieved far more in their lives than us, because we disagree with their politics! Who needs facts anyway?!”

It’s quite suspicious when a doctor who claims to be frontline hasn’t seen a patient since the COVID-19 outbreak, don’tcha think there skippy?

Was he by himself just drinking or was he just lingering around after his meal? There appears to be a water and full glass of wine for some nonexistent person. Very weird.

TikTok teens are mocking Trump mercilessly. Of course he wants to ban it. 

You just got me to cough vodka and ice into my sinuses.

I can’t tell if your last sentence is meant to mock them or if you’re mad about the statues?