Well, how about we build a fucking train track instead of yet another freeway?
LenasUnderpants
LenasUnderpants
I live farther from work than that and it only takes me 40 minutes to bike there.
People who ride bicycles instead of cars tend to much thinner and in much better shape.
You do know that Phoenix is not going to exist by the end of the century? That’s a fantastic plan you’ve got there.
Or you could have just read the fucking article before your hot take.
So how about just driving your car when you need the hospital, take your dog to the vet, or go grocery shopping?
Oh, I think LA will be far more manageable after the global warming-induced permanent drought culls the herd.
And a vast number of people commute between the two on bicycles, or on a combination of CalTrain plus bicycle.
You clearly did not read the article, Mr. Adult Man. What sort of bus do you pretend to drive to ‘work’?
Ok. How about: you might want to try reading the article again.
Shit. I bike farther than that to work every day. Fucking wimp.
You run for president with the puffy male nipples you have, not the puffy male nipples you want.
What Could Possibly Give You That Idea?
No, he was doing it right, perhaps even a bit ahead of his time. Religion, like language, evolves.
Hah! I think you have that backwards: there are people who do not think others should be allowed to make that choice, but are perfectly relieved that it is an option for themselves.
Oh, holy shit. I was watching a documentary about you late at night when I was a tween. The camera was documenting your travels as a locust when I heard a scream, outside my house, in the dark woods. How is Regan doing? Have you been in touch?
I was going to say that I exist simply to entertain you on the internet, but then I looked at your profile picture and now I am terrified. Do you possess supernatural powers? What is your plan for mankind? Does it involve me softening hands while you do dishes?
No, people are not funny. By failing the reality test, it is no longer possible to have an emotional stake in the series. We know now that the main characters will never be in any actual danger. It now has the tension of a Pokemon cartoon.