Lemming
Lemming
Lemming

Talking of unsung heroines, what about the player character for Unreal? Most people don't remember/don't realise you were playing a lady by default. Yeah, you could change it, but she was canon as there was voice-acting for her in the expansion Return to Na'Pali. She's a lethal escaped convict and her gender/sexuality

I 100% agree with the essay, also this:

Parody rights means she's got no case at all. This smells like a way to get her name in the papers.

As stupid as stuff like these are, it wouldn't actually be a bad thing if there was a genuine garden simulator that could be used either as a teaching tool, or just something for people who live in high-rise apartments to kid themselves with.

Silver lining: Maybe adoption rates will go up if there's less donor sperm about.

Well as McFini, said 'Be careful what you wish for' would cover that.

True, but I think Penny Arcade have done the joke before and better.

Actually, I thought the joke was that all those people that thought Link would be gender-switched were idiots.

Yeah I realise how quick to comment I was since I posted that!

That's just excellent. Sorry, this is the 80s - I mean wicked!

I think you need to reread my comment and the one I was replying to!

Probably had something to do with the international feel of the film itself. Not set in 'murica. So 'murica didn't like it.

No, Mako is still alive!

Um, that trailer looked fucking awful. I've seen better looking Unity prototypes with stock art. "Light it. Light it all!"

Its not really breaking anything to me. It might if other consoles has libraries that stand the the test of time in the same way, but they don't .

Well your system isn't a million miles away from my own, and I can run the game 'out of the box' from Steam, so my first thought would be to make sure there's a) no other programs running in the background that may interfere with it and b) that there's no write permission errors that just aren't being reported.

It's only some recent titles, to be fair. Luckily the PC library is so constant, there's always alternative titles. Vote with your wallet. That said, it always sucks when all you want to do is play Batman.

What's your spec mate? Let's get this fucker going. PC GAMING COMMUNITY TO THE RESCUE!