I liked Corpse Run's comic, but I think they could've done more with the last panel, like have him go on a rant at the poor messenger about how they wouldn't want to be the ones that also made the pyramids.
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The point was all that detective-style theorising had only taken him an hour not including a serious amount of masturbation, so even less than an hour. He spent more time masturbating than coming up with the theory. That's the joke.
He made a Minecraft Dieselpunk Armadillo and got laughed out of the club, swearing revenge.
It's a self-fulfilling prophecy, the way I see it. They need the monetisation to further ongoing development costs, but they are only doing the on-going development model to monetise it. As you said, the game isn't really worth that kind of model. It should've just been a solid single player god game (by all means…
Reading that Molyneux interview just makes my blood boil. He still doesn't get it. People just wanted a sodding God game! No hidden shops, no monetisation of any kind, whether it's subtle and unforced or not. But he couldn't do it, could he? Even after the gem shop backlash he still has to creep that shit in somewhere.
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Forget it, this is like having having a conversation with someone who's having an entirely different conversation. Enjoy your 'Sonic' games.
The same exact thing could be said of Mario Kart.
I didn't think I need to make continued retorts as we've both made out positions clear. On the subject of spin-offs, I loved Racers Transformed as a game, but Sonic was totally superfluous that title as a character. I would rather see a genuine hit proper Sonic game if it's a choice between the two. It's…
Absolutely, and pissed you and many are. I'm angry with them, and I didn't even back this one - but all we can do is show our anger by not buying one. Asking for a refund in an up-front non-refundable deal is just plain idiotic though.
Yeah I know. I really want to like it as well. :( It has a visual charm, but it's clearly a cynical design.
You're wrong, and I think you know it, but you're obviously for some reason invested heavily in the sonic franchise as it stands. I want sonic to be better, because I like sonic. I just don't think you're objective about it all. Pretending a still very current trend is '8 years ago' won't change that.
It's not dated so long as bad Sonic games keep being made. When he's got Mario's track record, I'll happily shut up about it. Waluigi and Daisy are Gregor fucking Samsa compared to most of the Sonic cast.
They weren't arguably, metaphorically, figuratively or 'kinda, sorta' investors either. Feel better?
I probably should keep doing my thing, you're right. What dimension are you from? Sonic games from the last half decade (or Five years, as we say on planet Earth):
Pretty indicative of Sega not really thinking Sonic is a strong enough character of his own any more. That, and the countless Sonic games we've had with an ever-expanding cast of terrible characters that look exactly like Sonic in different outfits anyway.
Well, thanks for naming me a genius, I'm flattered. So does all your gaming get immediately loaded to youtube and twitch then? That's one fucking dull channel, bro. Do you read books out loud on trains as well? Gotta keep everything social amirite? FYI< I don't have to go 'play N64', I have a PC with thousands of…
I already realised and responded. It's wise to read through a thread before responding, dude.
£20 says it turns out to be prophetic.
Actually, I just realised it was the joke account, but that's no reason to let the foaming-hate filled insults stop, amiright?