So he spoke about himself in the third person?! That is simultaneously creepy and not at all surprising.

You can trust a porn star, they have tests all the time.

Indiana has had five pro life abortion restrictive rulings overturned in court, so we know how to fight them.

Can you legally post fliers on poles with this information in tennessee? Because they should, this need to be posted everywhere.

Ooh what do you think the monument is going to be? I’m imagining a giant fetus with a halo floating in heaven on a cloud above a burning Planned Parenthood surrounded by caricatures of doctors as demons.

How about a memorial to the 22% of children who live in poverty in Tennessee?

They should build a monument to the hypocrisy of Tennessee Congressmen.

I was going to mention this as well:

Based on current speculation, it sounds like Cruz is correct about the world being a dangerous place BUT WAY THE FUCK OFF on who the the real danger is.

I realize this is a rhetorical question, because the answer is that he’s lived his whole life without having to abide by rules or face real consequences, but I’ll ask it nonetheless: Why is it so fucking hard for orange Julius to do things the right way? There’s literally no fathomable reason why he should use a…

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According to him, no one works except the rich. Everyone else is just lazy.

Yeah, the economy is still riding on a “Thanks Obama” wave. But Trumpists don’t understand the lag time between political decisions and economic responses. So Trump can claim credit and his fan boys will believe it.

Any other administration would’ve seen this chuckle fuck booted out weeks ago.

Let’s just take a minute to imagine the outrage if Fox News had learned Obama was using an unsecured private cell phone.

BUTTERY MALES!!!!!

Well, I don’t know what we expected. Trump wasn’t one of those kids who had to invite the unpopular kid to his birthday party because his parents hated that kid as much as he did.

Here’s a great stat - since January 2017, the number of people forced to use food stamps is down 1.9 million. The American people are finally back to work!