Another underground railroad.

Not to mention the job vacancies.

The morning after pill would come in flavors like Bacon BBQ and Cool Ranch.

And if there’s zero chance the baby will live then you should martyr yourself. Because if you’re not a mother you’re nothing.

Speaking of periods, how long do you think it’ll be before some wingnut pulls a Ceausescu and tries to instigate mandatory period tracking?

Today a heartbeat bill, tomorrow a prove-you’re-not-pregnant bill.

Is it terrible that my first thought was “they’re white, middle class, and Christian aren’t they”?

It’s like increasing taxes for the rich or cutting welfare. People think someday they’ll be the rich guy that’s being forced to pay into the system, not depending on it to survive. They want to be able to keep more of that imaginary money.
They don’t think “wow thank God for the social safety net, I’m one crisis away…

Meh, they’ll pull a Ceausescu and ban birth control. (Almost) instant population boost.

I was thinking the same thing.

“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

- LBJ

Bingo. As a general rule they’re more than fine with their own slutty whore aborting, they even encourage it.

Part of me would be ok with that.

Sounds like some ex-friends of mine who post anti-welfare shit on FB all the time, who themselves were charged with WELFARE FRAUD.

Yeah she might have had 3 kids by 3 guys at 22, but that’s different cause she wanted a big family. She’s not like those other* women who have babies for more handouts.

(*black. Everyone…

“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

-LBJ

You took the words right out of my mouth.

I had a miscarriage at 8 weeks or so. It was painful, and messy, and to this day I still can’t eat grape jelly.

You know what it wasn’t? Worthy of a funeral.

Soooo much BDSM porn....

Well when you base your self-worth on marriage and motherhood it’s hard to see other women giving it up for free.

Why would Mr HasAGoodJob want a housewife when he can have a baby-momma for less than half the price, or a girlfriend for free?

(I’ve had this conversation multiple times with hardcore Christian relatives)

Dita Von Teese?

(Edit... I was so excited at the idea of a Dita dress-up doll I totally missed the WestWorld reference!)