The drugs are expensive.

Bingo.

Maybe that’s because admitting it makes you look like a shitty, unloving parent.

They’ll just say...

And take up the whole isle at the grocery store.

Oh oh oh! Matching wigs!

Classy enough?

“F*ck you mom, I do what I want!!”

Knits, volunteers at church

A guy murdered his sister over some pictures, but women are the crazy over-emotional ones.... Yep

Because shit like that only happens to other people.

Bit of a Catch 22.

You would think that, especially since she’s likely a hardcore fat-shaming POS. Nope

Nanas take shit from no one.

Unless the person on the receiving end is batshit insane, you can never go wrong with eye contact and a smile.

That’s when you accidentally trip and knock the mouthy b*tch onto the floor. Bonus points if you land on her.

I won’t even go to the gym because of people like this.

They’d save more time if they pulled over for 5 minutes, made their call, then did the damn speed limit.

Please, please let this whole thing be some kind of elaborate performance art..

I have one in red and one in pink. They look huge but the cups are very shallow. I buy all my bras from Poland now.

I have one in red and one in pink. They look huge but the cups are very shallow. I buy all my bras from Poland now.

Only go up to J... what a tease

Only go up to J... what a tease