Can I come? I make amazing tuna melts, I bake, and Geddy Lee hugged me once!

An ambulance is minutes when seconds matter. My cousin had a homebirth with a midwife and half the ladies from her church group having tea and praying for her. Everything was fine until her daughter was born blue and unresponsive.

Do you have a camera? A phone that takes decent videos? Get off your ass and make one.

Anyone who’s dealt with depression knows how hard it is to ask for help. Going to him was one of he hardest things I’d ever had to do, and I was shot down.

The work-house episode did it for me.

They’re vacant because they’re thinking

And what else? Will women need to show a negative pregnancy test to buy alcohol or over the counter meds? Or leave the state/ country? Or do any of the hundred other things that might cause harm to a (potential) fetus?

Asking if I’m DTF is the best way to make me not DTF.

I’ve found that the majority of men on OKC and POF are looking for free hookers. Not dating, not friends, just someone to come over to their place, maybe split on pizza, fuck, and leave.

Why did I hear that in Ralph Wiggum's voice?

OMG a 12 year old black girl made eye contact with me at the pool! Call the police!!

I have hardcore Christian relatives spouting all sorts of crap on FB about terrorists and Trudeau being the anti-christ for promising to bring 25,000 refugees to Canada.

Is she wearing a warm coat/sweater and decent footwear for this weather?

No, Hannibal and the Joker are charming and charismatic.

It’s shit like this that scares people away from the church.

I have a non-hormonal IUD and after a year I’m having it taken out. I went from 3 day light-to-med periods, to 5-7 day really, really heavy periods. Like, triple protection* and I still try not to leave the house much because I’m paranoid about leaking

And Barry Fitzgerald. Great, great actor

I sometimes wonder if the southern US isn’t some kind of prank/satire/conceptual art piece that just got out of hand.

I had to put a shot of Baileys in my coffee this morning after watching a youtube video about Romania that someone posted in the comments.