“Face powder might get a man, but baking powder will keep him...”

Duggar caught with an account on Ashley Madison...

Found my next cross-stitch project!

“Vernessa Conley, the estranged wife of confessed killer David Conley, called him “the devil” in her first interview about last weekend’s killings.”

The availability of daycare makes a big difference too. When my daughter was born I didn’t have much of a choice but to stay home because there was nowhere else for her to go. Our local (licensed) daycare wouldn’t take children under 18 months, and the few SAHMs who had in-house (unlicensed) daycare didn’t want kids…

I could barely walk for two weeks after my son was born, I couldn’t imagine trying to go back to work like that

Mmmm...

You know where some idiot people used to bring their dogs? The Scottish festival in my hometown... in August.

I have zero patience for people who don’t leash their dogs in public.

I’m listening to the Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan right now, and they’re always talking about the taint. It’ll be a serious scene, and I’ll hear...

Keeping their good name is top priority to most churchy-people I know. The husband can screw the babysitter and the wife can gamble away their house, as long as everything looks respectable and no one knows

“Meh. He got a little rough with a broad, it’s not like he had a joint on him..”

And a white fetus is worth both combined

How did you get that from “there’s always Canada”?

I saw I pic of her the other day and if I hadn’t read the caption I wouldn’t have known it was her. She looked like the after photo for an anti drug ad

Ugh, i feel your pain.

I booked a fitting for a woman named Classie once. Cassie? No. CLASSIE.

If I felt that good in something I’d find an excuse to wear it.

Aww, did someone crap in your cornflakes this morning?

And the government in the US is known for NOT screwing people? Did you read the article?