"Muzzies"???

Might as well ask them about dragons and unicorns, cause according to them all 4 are figments of our fucking imaginations

These assholes are only worried about it because they don't want to risk seeing a penis instead of a vag the next time THEY peep through cracks or record the ladies room.

Might as well ask them about dragons and unicorns, cause according to them all 4 are made up

She's also allowed to drive without a license. .. she's just that bad ass

on the drive home I was so mad at myself for not getting up and walking out right then. Then I was mad at myself for being more concerned about appearing rude than getting away from that creep. I never though I'd be the "don't make a scene" type, but holy shit that's hard to break out of.

Spot. Fucking. On.

And it was in the middle of a flirty conversation about spanking, of all things*. Conversation jumped from "never know till you try it" to THAT.

pretty much.

don't forget to get fitted for new bras when you gain or lose weight. Makes a huge difference!

must be a Nana thing.

Spanx, jeggings/thick tights. Fitted tops, preferably low necked with 3/4 length sleeves, and cardigans. That's what I'm wearing 90% of the time.

I have about half a dozen pairs of jeggings, lol. I don't have the patience to have pants and jeans altered, and gaining weight after having kids has turned my body into a Mashup of problem areas (saggy tummy, no ass, no hips, and obscenely big boobs), so nothing else fits off the rack.

I think it's been close to 5 years since I've worn jeans. I have one of those cat-who-had-too-many-litters tummies, so jeans are a no-no. God I miss my button fly jeans :'-(

they need something to aspire to, or some shit

Even when the gowns are orderable in larger sizes, a lot of designers don't want their brands associated with "big girls". They have an "image to maintain". We used to complain to our suppliers about sample sizes all the time. Not much changed.

Was that the same Boot and Grass diet my grandmother was on?

Ha! I just noticed spellchecker changed Birch to Bitch. Fuck yeah

with Thora Bitch? American Beauty. I had such a girl - crush on her when I was younger

wives don't give blow jobs, only mistresses do