My username reveals that I'm going to crush it Godzilla style.

@metronome49: Some guy with a RAZR just told me sex is what gender you are. Still confused about how to have lots of gender status.

So, the reason I'm not getting laid is because I have a cheap Samsung Gravity? Phew! I thought it was my glaring personality flaws and generally soft body.

@Prismatist steers with his right foot: That was my favorite part! She had the next order in her hand while still digesting the incident that just happened.

@bazookafox: In Soviet Russia, brand loyalty DOESN'T involve baseless competitor bashing!

@RuBBa_cHiKiN: North Gizmodo is Best Gizmodo: I lol'd.

The APPLE store is down? Well, the time is RIPE for advancements!

I don't own any Apple products, but I'd like to give my own unbiased observations about this issue.

@Buzz Mega: Do you have any BP jokes, or maybe even a zinger about Michael Jackson?

Jazz hands. Google it.