It’s already a timed PS4 exclusive in Asia, none of the other multi-platform games announced at Microsoft’s 3rd party showcase provided any evidence of an exclusivity scheme, having a devkit months ago means nothing for the performance of the game right now, and arguing over which platform’s box is in front is some…

There is zero Xbox branding on the trailer, so maybe Sega is simply behind on PS5 optimization.

When you read this as “setting expectations for the inevitable narrative-driven bashing of this coming Thursday’s Xbox showcase, regardless of evidence”, it makes a lot more sense.

“YOU CAN’T BUY THE GOOD SHIT IN THE UNITED STATES” IS THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE GODDAMN STORY.

Volkswagen is really taking charge in the auto industry’s whole “buy a crossover or go fuck yourself” movement, aren’t they?

I bought a 25' HDMI cable, a wireless keyboard and mouse, and a cheap and cheerful lap board because I’ve realized how much better my TV is than my primary monitor as a gaming display, so… yeah, I’m there.

“I was thinking about this two-seat 3-door hot hatch that weighs less than 3,000 lbs, but then I realized that I could have a five-seat two-door sedan that’s almost four feet longer and weighs 1,500 lbs more for the same price!”

So say we all. Fuck COVID-19.

Oh, good, two more months of being taunted by 39/40 Sleeper Nodes because the RNG refuses to cough up Dynamo.Dock.Dampener. (With my luck, it will finally roll on 2 Nov, and they’ll add dupe protection in the 3 Nov patch.)

Ahem...

“Hey, you got your Xbox ratfucking chocolate in my PC ratfucking peanut butter!”

And then there’s the Polestar 2.

I think Ford stylists looked at the latest Silverado 1500, then looked at the latest Ram 1500, looked at their relative sales, and decided that there’s merit in taste and restraint. Not that they’d ever admit that to Auburn Hills, of course.

The Venn diagram of “people who said ‘Buy American’ in the 1970s” and “people who said ‘Jap scrap’ in the 1970s” is so close to a perfect circle, you’d need a magnifying glass to see the margins.

Apple held a keynote, gotta get ‘em in a headline.

That looks like red lyrium in that BioWare screenshot, so I’m guessing it’s another vague Dragon Age 4 tease.

Yeah, I miss the old days of “announce when it’s almost done, release when it’s done”.

QA takes time. The more complex the game, the more QA time is required.

But it’s streets ahead of the RAV-4 nevertheless. Toyota and Honda are under-serving the “I want an inexpensive, reliable crossover, not an imitation Gundam” market these days.

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