I’m wouldn’t be surprised that there are a lot of FIFA fans who follow AFC Bournemouth, considering Eddie Howe has been living the dream.

Oh, that is some pure, straight-from-the-pipe gaslighting from Sweeney right there.

In the heyday of CDs, there were two types of people: Normal people like me who only cared that a given disc was in the correct jewel box, and weirdos who insisted that the disc also be positioned at exactly 12 o’clock. I guess we know which group Kristen belonged to.

That’s an R60 Countryman, not a hardtop.

BMW? You wish. The R56 engines were co-developed with Peugeot. To this day, I have no idea how I coaxed 110,000 miles out of one before it spit out its timing chain at 60 mph. By all accounts, the pure-BMW engines in the F56 are a dramatic improvement. Meditate on that for a moment.

I think Raffi called it “snake leaf” if I heard it right, and she said it might be making her paranoid, so maybe she’s going to be a bit of a mess at some key point of the next episode or two. Given Rios’ “I’ma be Starfleet even if Starfleet won’t let me be” attitude, that’s likely to blow up in Picard’s face.

I was surprised to learn that 346,639 Minis were sold (to whom?) last year

“Hey, NZXT, can you do something about CAM’s excessive RAM usage?”

When I read that tweet, I took it as a hint that more clues would be revealed in the next weekly reset. Right now, it might be a race to see if the r/raidsecrets horde can brute-force it first.

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I believe that is the “we’ve already embarrassed ourselves by killing the SP DLC, so let’s ruin the MP economy and let attrition do the rest” method of winding down multi-player support.

Counter-prediction: Neither the PS5 nor the Xbox Series X will make a disastrous fuck-up. Instead, some esoteric, barely noticeable difference in depth-of-field effects between TLOU2 and Halo Infinite will re-ignite the console wars by making it “clear” that one or the other console is superior in some way. This…

But Titans are linebackers. [puts ice pack on Fist of Havoc bruises from Iron Banner last night]

Talk to Amanda Holliday in the Tower. She’s become the vendor for previous years’ campaign-starting quests since Eververse gobbled up her ship and sparrow business.

Meanwhile, on Babylon 5...

You’re the fucking troll, and you’re the one who’s fucking enabled and fucking catered to on the internet. There’s no place for honesty or integrity or inquiry in good faith, just goat-fucking knuckle draggers like you. So go on and rule the world, you sniveling, juvenile piece of filth. Jalopnik would rather have you…

“Does Apple charge a recurring license fee for CarPlay?” is a fair, legitimate question. What OP posted was consumer-tribalist bullshit, and you know it.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Apple charged them a recurring license fee for having Apple Carplay in their infotainment systems. It’s part of that sweet sweet “services” revenue that Apple keeps trying to highlight to replace their declining hardware sales. 

I eagerly await George Lucas retconning the reason the Millennium Falcon’s hyperdrive kept failing in The Empire Strikes Back from “blaster fire from pursuing Star Destroyer” to “circa 2003 VW 1.8T ignition coils”.

[Mitsubishi looks up from its spreadsheet]