What? Microsoft being incredibly vague and uncommunicative about their PC game support? Well I never!

Exactly. “Scrub”, “n00b”, “git gud m8”, “tilted?” will all get under an opponent’s skin in a way directly related to their own performance. No slurs necessary. (Or simply put a spray down for their kill cam.) One of my all-time favorite bits of trash talk was former NHL’er Mike Rupp telling an opponent “You’re fuckin’ …

Not any more, at least in the US. Here’s the exceptions:

That’s the Countryman. The Clubman is an X1 after gastric bypass surgery.

“Honestly Blizz need to do at least 1 animated short a month”

Mei and Reinhardt both starred in shorts in the past 10 months. The comics are usually the most reliable form of backstory exposition, and often contain clues to new game content. (Moira was hiding in Doomfist’s introduction all along.) The story-based events are the story, not just the cutscenes. You’re playing…

Fortnite: [some weird, random, non-interactive sci-fi thing is foreshadowed] [thing happens] [Epic publishes a map change, adds a consumable] “Wow, what incredible plot development!”

I’ll say to you what I’ve said to others: You can’t put this tweet in a vacuum. GG/KiA have gone after Price before (the link is right there in the article), and you can be damn sure what those shitheels said wasn’t “polite criticism”.

“Why can’t you deal with all this abuse?”, asks the person who faces no abuse whatsoever.

You can’t cherry pick the tweets you need for your position and seal them in a vacuum.

The Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory is a flaw, not a feature. “Deal with it”? Fuck off.

Hot Take: I’m OK with this crown theme the Royals’ headwear got going here. MLB should try helmets that don’t emulate regular caps.

It’s fine. There should be hatchbacks for every purse and purpose, from Cruze to WRX to Golf R to A3 Sportback to Mazda3 to Mini hardtop to Focu— goddammit, Ford.

But then what do you do with the other 8,759 hours of the year? Wish you were driving a hatchback.

Meanwhile, the Kia Niro is over there, thinking “Wait, how am I not normal? Because I’m an actual hatchback?”

I guess CHVRCHES is popular in Capcom’s offices, because I’m getting a strong Lauren Mayberry vibe from that version of Claire.

As an upgrade to the Windows 8.x, 7, or Vista license you already bought. Microsoft got your money anyway.

“Also, we’re committed to delivering Halo: The Master Chief Collection on Windows 10.” That’s all Phil Spencer had to say, but I guess the gun aimed directly at his foot isn’t out of bullets yet.

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You bought a Windows license? Microsoft got your money anyway. Here’s your games.