Hold my beer.

Xbox t-shirt:

Ana needs a dedicated key just for the line “Children, behave.” above and beyond the voice wheel.

The first generation of New Mini shared motors with Chrysler and Hyundai. They were just generally shitty, as you would expect from anything Chrysler would shove under the hood of a non-SRT Neon.

Symmetra is a brutally hard counter right now. Orisa is too big and immobile to get away from the Laser Death Hose. On an Anubis attack run last night, the defense had a Symmetra and D.va holding the choke, and our Orisa was basically useless.

Anytime Apple went their own way on ports, it was because they believed existing standards had some flaw they believed they could correct. They blazed the trail for USB because they could replace RS-232, parallel, and ADB in one pass. They invented Firewire because they needed a SCSI replacement and USB was too slow…

Mark Eaton, NBA record holder for blocks in a season, and Mark Eaton, 13-year veteran NHL defenseman.

I’m a PC guy, so my favorite move is the Mouse Shove (which is more self-explanatory than the I Can’t Believe I’m Stuck With A Reinhardt Who Won’t Use His Shield And Won’t Switch To Roadhog), in which I let go of the mouse with a little extra oomph of forward momentum. I can get away with it because the 2nd monitor…

So, to recap Halo’s history on PC:

Don’t let them know if you play on Xbox. You’ll get one with the left leg missing, and it will be at least a year, maybe two, before they finally send a replacement.

Do you need to give a trigger warning for “Presidents’ Trophy”?

We all know Nissan has the engineering know-how to develop its own excellent dual-clutch transmission.

So who says “Hold my beer” first: Land Rover, Lamborghini, or Bugatti?

Have we released his voice yet? I don’t think we have. My God, just wait…

Worst I’ve ever seen was the Champions Online Justice Gear grind. You had to run four different 10-man Alerts (instanced dungeons) that rotated weekly. Those alerts would each drop their own currency, and you’d have to collect 3 of each currency (I think it was 3. Memory hazy.) to buy one of the three pieces of gear…

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Replacing the goalie coach mid-season without replacing the head coach sounds like a logical step, but it doesn’t have the best track record. It doesn’t exactly light a fire under the skaters the way sacking the head coach does. Even off-season changes are a mixed bag.

I had to turn off floating names in LOTRO. If I’m going to take the time to look up Sindarin word roots in the appendices of The Silmarillion, I’d appreciate it if y’all didn’t name your characters xXxDriztDourdenxXx.

Capture the Flag is an obvious choice, but am I the only one who thought the Year of the Rooster would be a perfect chance to bring back KFC (Kill the Fool with the Chicken) from Outlaws?