Symmetra got the best highlight intro of the holiday event, though.

Gotta tame the beast before you let it out of its cage.

Le Tigre.

Goalies get no warm-up time, because coaches used to exploit that to get a free timeout during games. (I have “fond” memories of watching Mike Keenan flip-flop between Jacques Cloutier and Alain Chevrier two, three, even four times a game.) I wouldn’t be surprised if the Rangers (among other teams) lobby for an…

Never mind. Damn Kinja.

And meta-references to shenanigans. (See also: Dad: 76, Gremlin D.va, Lúcio’s “That’s how you get tinnitus!” line, Junkrat saying “And I thought I was the comic relief.” when everybody else wrecks the spawn room.)

In my experience, GeForce Experience doesn’t care if a game needs a high frame rate or not. (Pun shamelessly intended.) As long it can reach 30fps, it considers the game “optimized”. That slider is too vague, when it really needs options for “No, this twitch shooter really needs 60fps” or “I have a 144 Hz display,…

Fuck the Dodge Nitro.

So the climax of this movie recycles the “We installed a giant neuralyzer in the Statue of Liberty’s torch” gag from Men in Black 2? I think JK has forgotten a couple of key words from her Lewis Carroll:

SymHanzo makes sense, but now that you’ve got me thinking about it... I’ll bet Symmetra is a wildcat in the sack, but her OCD won’t let her fall asleep until all the clothes she and Hanzo tore off each other were neatly folded and stacked on the dresser.

It’s just not the same without Charlet Chung smacking Cruz in the face with her ponytail.

His goal last night was sneaky ridiculous. Beat Panarin to a loose puck in the slot, nutmegged him, and tucked it in the far corner over Crawford’s shoulder. If just about any other hockey player did that, it would be assumed that they were taking a random poke at the puck and got incredibly lucky, but I have no doubt…

And for now, that’s the problem with the Touch Bar: It’s not especially useful for either regular people or for the mythical “pros” the new MacBook line is supposedly designed for. The Touch Bar is most compelling for professionals, but these people live and die by their memorized shortcuts, so for now, the Bar isn’t…

‘Scuse Me While I Boop the Sky

As a resident of northern Allegheny County, where Pennsyltucky is slithering in like Zerg creep, and the already excessive Trump signs started multiplying on my street *after* the sexual assault accusations rose to the surface, I will *never* assume that the votes from within the city limits of Philadelphia and…

After resisting the urge to bail out on a 4 Mei + 2 Genji Kings Row attack, I’m about done with the novelty of stacking.

I got a Zen PotG once for countering a Hanzo ult, but that was a few balance passes ago. And I have never, ever seen a Lucio PotG.

“Born Slippy” by Underworld. That was the song from the finale of the first film.

What is truly lost by replacing Goodell? Oh, is he some legendary hardass at the negotiating table? You can hire pretty much any asshole, white-shoe lawyer to fill the exact same role.

Considering how big the Red Sox and Cubs payrolls were/are, I’d say writing his own checks is how he established his track record in the first place.