Gizmodo daily staff meeting:

The Volvo XC90s that will be used for passenger pick-ups are new, but the Ford Fusion test cars like the one in the picture have been on the roads for over a year now. They’ve already seen a Pittsburgh winter. And they’ve most certainly navigated bridges, as their home base is at the Lawrenceville end of the 31st…

Except The Division is realistic. Other than filing the copyrighted brand names off the stores (and the Knicks and Rangers in MSG), Ubisoft Massive went to great lengths to recreate 2015 Manhattan in a video game, then turn it into a post-bioweapon apocalypse. This isn’t Destiny, which is steeped in Clarke’s Second…

It’s unclear how hackers might have gained access to Jones’ private files, but given the smartphone photos, an iCloud breach appears likely. We’re investigating and will post more information when it’s available.

That’s on your team if they don’t adjust their lineup and tactics to compensate for the difference in layouts between objectives, especially the asymmetric distance between objectives and respawn rooms.

“Evidently Hanzo Shimada’s an educated man. Now I really hate him.”

Mercy has a ways to go to match Symmetra conjuring a hardlight stool to sit on instead of the dirty ground.

I guess you haven’t seen the Pharah highlight intro where she takes her helmet off and tosses her hair and it’s magically flawless. Yeah, I totally buy her glamming it up when she’s off-duty.

Reinhardt: Smedium* golf shirt, cargo shorts, mandals. Just because he still can at his age.

Ever hear the saying “Punk ain’t dead, it’s just paying bills.”? That’s Junkrat’s look here.

Blizzard’s statement on Overwatch for macOS was a more polite way of saying what Palmer Luckey said about Rift support: Apple stopped shipping Macs with good GPUs, so they’re on the shit list now.

[presses W]

Let them keep their account, but always replace one player on the opposing team with an invincible, permanently nano-boosted Reinhardt in a pink scorpion costume, Serious Sam style. Even in Lucioball.

If I’m reading the machine-translated Russian correctly, “rest of the preseason” means “until we have the formal hearing where we decide if this semi-literate cave troll should ever be allowed to so much as rent a pair of skates again.”

Does Misty Knight know Riri is biting her style?

For the record, each character has 4 common additional colorways, 2 rare complete reskins (that may or may not come with minor model changes), and 2 legendary model changes with 2 colorways each. Plus specials skins that can’t be unlocked with coins, like pre-order bonuses or these Summer Games skins.

It’s from her backstory. She was a member of the Russian national weightlifting team before joining the army. That’s probably her old hairstyle and uniform from those days.

Soldier: 76 ult = “I got a lot of problems with you people!” I get the impression Morrison is a Festivus kind of guy.

“So many arms”?