My heartfelt congratulations to Chevrolet for besting the Mazda3i by 7.4oz per 100 miles.

The Kinja development staff are signing you up for so many embarrassing mailing lists right now.

Antero Niittymaki, who now has the 2nd worst goal allowed in Flyers history.

Ramzi Abid

This is a wonderful backhanded civics lesson. “I may have been appointed by an asshole you voted for, but these tax rates were set by the assholes you voted for.”

In the Steelers case, they wear gold pants with their regular uniforms (and beige with the bumblebee throwbacks), so all-black or all-white would be unique. They haven’t worn all-white since the early ‘60s, and if they’ve ever worn all-black, it was probably back in the ‘30s or ‘40s.

I seriously doubt the veracity of this (see Burner#29's comment on the Steelers in gold). That said, I’m sure there’s somebody in the Seahawks front office who looked at the Sounders’ home kit and said “Yeah, I think we can pull off Rave Green!”

I’m surprised Bungie hasn’t done more of this for Destiny. After all, this is the company who gave us “I Love Bees” and “Who is this ‘Cortana’, and why is he or she posting this weird, cryptic shit all over the Marathon forums?”

Too much desktop gaming performance these days comes from the GPU’s drivers. APIs like DX11 and OpenGL are too high-level and abstract to truly optimize for the specific GPU vendor/generation installed in a given PC. Nvidia and AMD have to build those optimizations into the drivers, then recognize the processes and…

A little from Column A, a little from Column B.

OK, you can have a cookie.

Then why even publish this? Why even imply that Apple is planning a product, when there is zero evidence that it’s true but plenty of counter-evidence that they have no interest in anything but the concept?

Four words that will tell you everything you need to know about Pens/Flyers tomorrow:

Giz is notorious from sucking up to Apple and never is critical of them.

My favorite tech writing thought experiment: Read a review of the LG G5, then imagine how that same reviewer would grade an Apple device that required the user to remove the battery and reboot the phone every time they swapped accessories.

Kids these days with their regenerating shields. Back in my day, we had to find a bunch of 5HP healing vials conveniently lined up in a hallway.

My high school band director’s favorite profanity was “Golly gosh-darn it to heck!” Until I became an upperclassman and started helping with summer new-member classes, that is. He was a little less mindful of his language before his 3rd cup of coffee.

At least it wasn’t an operating system. Imagine being a college student navigating IBM’s phone support because you got a bad Disk 10.

Let’s stop calling this AI, please. A crowd-sourced Eliza is still Eliza.