The original Roddenverse Enterprise was refitted for the first movie because it was the only ship from the original Constitution-class fleet to survive its five year mission. Then Kirk set the self-destruct in the third movie.

Poor Col. Hiller. Probably off somewhere in Killed Between Sequels Purgatory smoking a Pyrrhic victory cigar with Hicks and Newt.

“Nobody sells quirky cars in the States anymore.”

I’m of the opinion that PC gamers were the tipping point for RotTR, for two reasons:

If the question is about sound, the answer is always Lexus LFA. A relatively small-displacement V10 was bound to have an interesting engine note, but did you really expect the voice of God to come from a Lexus?

I haven’t gotten very far into the game yet, either. (Although I started questioning things before I even got out of the vault.)

Makes more sense than tying Dragon Age and Mass Effect together on the basis of one elevator joke in a lyrium mine.

I’ll just leave this here.

You do realize that the Marketing department, not the engineers, are the ones who fucked up on that ad, right?

Is Audi still building A4s by starting the unibody in Ingolstadt, shipping them to Gyor, Hungary to install the drivetrain, then shipping them back to Ingolstadt for final assembly?

I did a little research on this.

So if you somehow survive a mini-nuke thrown at you by a Raider, do you earn the Holy Roller achievement?

Here’s my pitch. It’s a little crazy:

Missed your morning coffee? Here you go.

I’ve always wanted to do a practical Statesman costume. The red and blue colorways could work with a jacket and pants instead of spandex. Because I’m never getting away with spandex.

Meek Mill getting burnt in his own hometown?

Letterman and Conan also grew Solidarity With Striking Writers Beards during a Writers Guild strike.

Deep Blue Sea.

2003 Audi A4 Avant. Looking for a radio station in Pittsburgh that didn’t suck, I somehow stumbled upon the right combination of radio preset button presses that would open the sunroof. Unfortunately, as most turn-of-the-century Audis were prone to do, the electrical gremlins just got progressively worse from there.…

The government has not abridged your freedom to post. Nobody here wants to listen to your shit, you savage.