I came here expecting page after page of “Stop struggling against this straitjacket we’ve put you in, Mini!” I was not disappointed.

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Some older Sony models (like mine) don’t have a straightforward “Full Pixel” setting. In my case, I had to burrow down to Settings -> Picture & Display -> Screen, then set Auto Display Area to Off and Display Area to +1.

He’s not victim-blaming. He’s blaming TV manufacturers for shipping with the wrong settings.

Here’s the standard, NHL 17.

Consider this my formal request for per-site signatures on Kinja, so I can use this on Kotaku:

On the one hand, I’m happy to see that EA and Ghost would rather delay than ship a sub-standard product on a major platform.

The new Civic looks like the offspring of a Nissan Maxima and dignity.

The “screw the Patriots” narrative might suggest that, but Roger Goodell has a long history of fining James Harrison. It’s like one of The Rog’s comfort foods. Meatloaf, mashed potatoes, and $25,000 for a late hit on the quarterback feels good on a rainy Boston evening.

I’m not the type to wish injury on any player, no matter how despicable they or their team happened to be. When I say “Fuck you sideways with a rusty chainsaw, Patriots”, I’m just putting a profane and grotesque spin on “Here we go, Stillers!”

The headline and every paragraph before the final one was written in the same “Nick Denton still holds a grudge because Jesus Diaz bought a stolen iPhone prototype and Apple called him on it” tone Gizmodo uses. Gawker Media is incapable of publishing an Apple story without at least one layer of hyperbolic bullshit.

Yeah, but I’d be willing to bet at least two crew chiefs, if asked this question, would respond “Carburetors.”

Tell that to the interior designers who etched “4DSC” in the top of the shift knob of the 2016 model.

Serifs eventually hit the limits of the medium as they get smaller.

I’d say something about small sample sizes and regression to the mean here, but I’m a Pirates fan looking up at #CardinalsDevilMagic and realizing that if a pro sports team can go 162 games without a slump, City can make it through 38.

Johan de Nysschen is staring at this comic on his screen, utterly dumbfounded.

Would have been more fun if it was Bond’s car, not Wade’s. Now hand me that sledgehammer.

Exactly. The difference between “stock AM/FM/CD” and “OMGWTFBBQConnect w/ Navigation” is meaningless when the largest source of depreciation is “driven until the wheels fell off”.

Skyforge. It turns repetitive disappointingly fast, and some of the boss fights are mouse-throwing cheap, but it’s very, very pretty to look at.

A mashup of Firefall and Borderlands, only everything is Serious Business, and every name is either painfully literal or floridly poetic.