@JonnyP: I laughed until reality punched me on the face.

@blyan-reloaded: I had no idea that routers could be cunty.

FBI: now with 42% more 4chan access.

No... it's Pokémon.

@themightyspitz: Because a drug dealer lip syncing to Justin Bieber is not suspicious at all too...

@robot-shmobot: It's some kind of Frisbee, it seems.

@Zubieta: Me too, bud. Shocking!

@jiveabillion: It's wrong to assume that the whole Rio de Janeiro is like that.

@Hongo: DELETE FROM scores WHERE time = 0;

@Arken: Were you wearing shirt?

@vinter: That was totally a coincidence! For real! #ipadintruder

Is Apple afraid that their costumers will read the magazine and throw their expensive iPhones and iPads away to purchase an Android phone instead? Dude, that's so dumb. Really, really dumb.

@cipher.Cero: It's like promoting a barbecue in a veggie restaurant.

@corsair130: More girls in bunny costumes!

@Peter Shultz: No, no, I think you misunderstood it. The "lookup table" you're referring to is on the original card trick.

@Wrathernaut: Yes, that does sounds feasible. Might require too much processing power for real-time decompressing streamed services, specially on mobile phones and tablets, but at least with the checksum it should work for file compressions.

Sounds like it's a lossy compression, but I like the idea. Could do wonders for movie streaming, for example.

I'd love a shot of Mortal Terror right now.

@naturewill: But that's exactly the opposite of fear in a can.

@Snes: I'm sure it's a C.