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I might have Neurofibromatosis. My dad is undergoing the rmeoval of a half dozen tumors just this week in one of his knees (of which has has experienced terrible nerve pain since he was 25), and they are going through with testing him for it. If it shows positive, there's a 50% chance I have it, although I've never…

I'm not sure as to what your main point is. Say we do indeed inject race into this discussion. Seems fair and equal, right? We'll just profile everyone in the interest of equality. Is that what your argument is?

I already do volunteer work of this nature (at home). I even front the bill for it! Hire me, I have experience!

Where do I apply for this Nightwatchman position?

It's probably just a DVD playing on the screen.

/late 80s PG-rated post-climax inspirational slow clap to let you know you did the right thing

This is a brilliant comment.

The original AC was awesome! Possibly the most unique fantasy MMORPG there has ever been.

I wanted to dislike this because I was so disappointed it wasn't real (I didn't think this out at first).

I pulled up near this guy a few moments after taking this photo:

Body-snarking! BAN! (I keed)

I wrote this to ChemDragon, but I fear it might be buried because of this comment system...

Developers do not like Windows 8 because it presents myriad compatibility issues with programs that utilize a non-fullscreen ("windowed", which MS is apparently wanting to do away with in the brashest way possible) UIs that may or may not use Windows Aero or transparency. dwm.exe is the notorious one, if it rings a…

'up to 25 years in prison' just doesn't sound like enough time. I know he will be pushing 80 by then, but the sheer number of sexual offenses - 59 of them - tells me this man ought to never, ever be let around free people ever again.

I bought a smoked salmon vodka once upon a time and it was actually great! Never tried martinis with it, but it made for an excellent bloody mary, and tasted delicious in pasta sauce.

I want to hate this, but I need to try it first.

Marriage is wonderful, but I agree some people take their actual weddings way too far for my and my wife's tastes.

It's not a joke about males, it's a joke about young people.

This is how: