The new Extorting You Elmo toy.

Try on a pair of nude pumps with a dress and then tell me it isn't amazing ;)

It elongates your feet but nude goes with nearly everything, too.

A guy once told me an elaborate story involving rescuing an alligator to describe a scar on his leg. I replied, "That's weird. It looks just like my orthopedic surgery scar to remove ripped cartilage." He replied, "No those three dots are where the gator bit me." He insisted and provided massive amounts of details. It…

I need to know what their wig budget was.

AMERICA! This is YOUR HISTORY!

But wait. Who is that? It looks like Michael Sheen. If so... SQUEE!

Even though I was like:

I will use any excuse to post this.

Atlas Flexed

and the award for "gif best suited to the topic at hand" goes to....Brandon V. Fletcher!!!!

..and bragged that he had a 7 inch penis.

I'm sure one of those differences was "has three kids who require her attention so less of it is focused on me."

Iron, in DC!

This dude's recurring night terror:

Nothing racist.

This guy sexts like someone with no personality trying to make small talk at a party.

I prefer to think that Grover is saying "Beer" and "Bar". But that's just me.